Entrepreneurial experience required
seeking fit and somber sycophant
searching for symbiosis
leaking in departments including but not limited to:
pay
consideration
empathy
trust
air conditioning
Looking for trusted practitioner
in the arts of physical labor, destroyment of the soul, embarkments of the heart, and having already given up.
Seeking part-time position for dedicated individual
with no need of accomplishments to
look back upon
from the time travelling pillow
of your death bed
interested applicants
need only forget all they ever wanted
as a small-limbed, ignorant individual
and pour what little fire they have left
into our hungry, hungry, hungry, office environment abyss.
No benefits.
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