Things I Hate (Blog Post)

How about a list format for you lovely people, pressed for time as you surely are? I know I am! Got some Mother 3 to get back to playing!

A lot of things have been piling up in my head, culminating in a huge lump of undeniably toxic emotion. There are many good-like things going on in our modern day, what with homosexuality and different races being more accepted overall(seriously, why was this ever a problem? Who was the asshat that decided the color of your skin and what you do with your own genitalia is anyone else’s business ever? Fuck that guy.), approaches to environmental consciousness being taken more seriously(again, what the actual hell), you name it.

Be that as it may, sometimes, you notice that the modern world is still a bit screwy. Here is a small list of things that bother me!

P.S.: I don’t know that it will be small. I will start, and Tehlu knows when I will stop.

• U.S. Education System
• The mentality that everyone should go to college
• College debt
• College
• Homelessness
• Rude mucka luckas
• U.S. Healthcare System
• TSA
• NSA
• Corporate greed
• Money!
• People who walk -just- fast enough to still be in your way, and remain a nuisance to get around
• Animal cruelty
• Child cruelty
• Cinnamon Buns
• Multi-Level Marketing
• Old rich white guys who run things and only make decisions based on how profitable the outcome will be
• The two-party system
• Sexism
• Really pretty much anyone who is irrational and hates people for no god damn reason
• Mosquitoes
• Wallet-thieves(I will find you, mark my words)
• The YouTube comment section
• Also the YouTube new algorithm that screws over certain content creators, i.e. animators
• Rent
• Debt, again
• Not having my own land
• The 40 hour work week
• Minimum wage
• How you have to know someone to get a decent job these days, rather than get one based on being fucking amazing
• Formality. Why the hell can’t we just be our damn selves? The hell is curse word going to do to your classy affair, or to my chances of earning a job title? Literally I’m just making sounds with my mouth.
• Corrupt police officers. Who let these guys on the force? Why do they get off scott-free for their crimes? The hell?
• Acne scarring
• Stepping in puddles
• Hashbrowns!! Not the actual finished delicious amazing product, but my inability to bring about this majestic dish to its deserved fruition
• “Alpha” male types. You know the one.
• Torn muscles
• Sleep, and the difficulty thereof
• Cilantro

Alright so, maybe not all of those things really make the world a worse place, but for me they most certainly do. What are some things you hate? What do you agree with, or hate me for saying I hate? C’mon! Let’s get it all out! RAAAHHH!!

I am not liable for any aneurysms that may or may not arise from your being reminded of the terrible-awful-no-good things that are an unfortunate part of our silly, silly world.